@Gennefer: I like the idea of almond milk, but then I can't get the image out of my head of someone milking a nut.
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@Elizasoul80: When I misplace something and you say "where did you have it last" I feel like you don't know what misplace means.
@donni: Strawberry is a terrible name. "Ooh, a berry with all the flavor of a straw," you'd think. But you'd be wrong
@realHamOnWry: You can lead a horse to water, but you have to work really, really hard to get him up on water skis.