@Gennefer: I like the idea of almond milk, but then I can't get the image out of my head of someone milking a nut.
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@SteveSuckington: If aliens are supposed to be so much more advanced than us, how did ET not know about texting?
@Jenn_H_Scott: 7yo: Why can't I have coffee? Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
@MartaEffing: [sexy time] Me: Let me be your fantasy. Him: It's a Star Wars thing. Me: Say no more. *leaves* *comes back dressed as Yoda*