@Gennefer: I like the idea of almond milk, but then I can't get the image out of my head of someone milking a nut.
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@celestinelea90: *takes earrings out* *takes bracelet off* *slips out of shoes* *tears off jeans, shirt, bra* *shaves head* Ok Doc you can weigh me now
@DannyZuker: I just watched a 15 year old girl who was busy texting walk into a light post and I am no longer an atheist.
@blade_funner: Me: It's ok if they stay a little damp Automatic hand dryer: I SHALL DRIVE THE WATER FROM YOUR VERY BONES