@Gennefer: I like the idea of almond milk, but then I can't get the image out of my head of someone milking a nut.
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@UNTRESOR: Skrillex! It's your cousin Marvin. Marvin Skrillex! Know that sound you've been looking for? I think I found it! *holds phone up to blender*
@suntzufuntzu: "What if Waldo finds me first?" I ask naively. Grandma closes the book; the blood drains from her face. "Don't let that happen," she warns.
@pixelatedboat: To be honest you were our third choice for this poisoner job but the other two got poiso... oh that was you, nice