@birbigs: I like the show on fox news where there are 4 conservative idiots yelling at one liberal idiot.
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@SondraDeeMe: What’s the statute of limitations when you think of a comeback for an insult? Please say 17 years.
@THEDUTHCHESS: Yesterday 9 asked what's the meaning of life and 6 punched him, but that was yesterday when I was on acid. Numbers don't usually talk to me.
@living_marble: Technically, it's only cannibalism if you eat the top half of the mermaid, your honour.
@Storminika: My mom keeps asking questions like 'When you gonna be famous?' I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'