@michaelianblack: I like the way baseball players pick up each other's bats after they cross home plate. More sports courtesy, please.
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@Sickayduh: It's late and I'm wondering what my high school girlfriend is doing now. I'd call her but I know she has a big algebra test tomorrow.
@VapingSonic: [meeting] Bill: we'll call it BILLOSOPHY Phil [pulling out briefcase and assembling gun]: Good idea! Steal my board idea now this? Not again