@michaelianblack: I like the way baseball players pick up each other's bats after they cross home plate. More sports courtesy, please.
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@TheMichaelRock: I bet aliens would visit us more if Will Smith didn't punch them in the head as soon as they got here.
@thepunningman: Remember, you are statistically more likely to be killed by a donkey than a plane crash. [Donkey Pilot turns and does throat slit gesture]