@michaelianblack: I like the way baseball players pick up each other's bats after they cross home plate. More sports courtesy, please.
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@usermcuserface: Mary and Joseph watch the 3 wise men leave M: I can't believe they went off the registry. J: I know! Even the son of god needs burp cloths.
@BatBatshitcrazy: In the summer there's only so many clothes you can take off. On that note, please send bail money.
@RobDenBleyker: I just hope the government doesn't have my Angry Birds scores. All in all they're pretty embarassing.
@ElKnuckelhombre: My neighbor's looking at me like she's never seen a guy stuck in her doggy door before. And what's with the screaming? And the golf club?!