@bourgeoisalien: I like this time of year because I can dig graves in my front yard and people think it's just a cute Halloween display
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@karencheee: Marrying my gay friend bc it's important for couples to have common interests and we are both interested in men!
@nbadag: "my god, that man is trying to snatch her purse!" i'll be RIGHT back *ducks into phone booth* *pops head out 5 mins later* is he gone yet
@squirrel74wkgn: Welcome to my home. There are 43 night lights just in case you'd like to wander the house at 3am.