@bourgeoisalien: I like this time of year because I can dig graves in my front yard and people think it's just a cute Halloween display
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@vonTraphaus: Captain Planet (1991) - a gang of illegal immigrant Eco-terrorists summon a demon to terrorise job creators
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion and says he's Bob Marley reincarnated, proving you can actually overdose on marijuana.
@walks_on_legs: What is this special type of waffle called a "Tennis racket" and why does it taste like metal wires?
@MelvinofYork: There is a woman on this plane going on vacation with a cat in a carrier. Because cats love surprises, travel, and unfamiliar surroundings.