@Elizasoul80: I like to ask strangers in line at the DMV to guess my weight just so I can see what I can get away with putting on my license.
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@EdgarAllanLo: My million dollar invention is a microwave that stops beeping when you yell, "I hear you!" from across the house.
@fro_vo: Me: my fitbit broke Sales Guy: how Me: i put it on my dog's tail and asked him who's a good boy Sales Guy: if i give you a new one can i see
@kateclayborn: exciting texts to get from your friends • “can I tell you something petty” • “you are not gonna believe who I just saw” • “this is going to sound ridiculous but” • “ok so” • just your name in all caps and then the typing bubble up for a long time