@sarcasticmommy4: I like to confuse my husband. So I smiled at him this morning.
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@pleatedjeans: [Batman in tears] Catwoman left me Oh no what happened?! I left the door open and she just bolted
@TheBosha: Israel is like STOP TOUCHING ME and Palestine is like YOU'RE TOUCHING ME and Hillary is like I WILL PULL THIS CAR OVER.
@LostCatDog: I peed in an ocean, but I'm not going to tell you which one - you're going to have to take your chances.