@jasonlight73: I like to cover my tracks by ending all my Google searches with the word "hypothetically"
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@MommaWordsIt: Bonnie said I should join the Facebook like she did. Said its good way to get in touch with friends. Lord, at my age I'd need a ouija board
@mattchew81: A nicer way to tell someone their breath stinks is to say "I'm bored, let's go brush your teeth!"
@fixyourcompass: Having Justin Bieber sing at your funeral so your death will be the second worst thing happening to your friends that day.
@LaytesAgain: If she doesn't scream "YES!" in bed... I don't know. Maybe start asking her different questions?