@Zombieionism: I like to diffuse situations with humornnnnnnnnnAnd a machete
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@cepheusjackson: ME: The plane has wifi? Sweet, I'm going to Skype call that radio psychic. RADIO PSYCHIC: Go ahead caller, you're on the air ME: HOLY SHIT
@TheBoydP: Guys, when she complains about something you didn't do, tell her about the things you did do. That will make everything ok! You're welcome!
@nachosarah: hey guys maybe girls are so cold all the time because you make us shave off all our hair