@Zombieionism: I like to diffuse situations with humornnnnnnnnnAnd a machete
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@AGreaterMonster: This is serious as a heart attack but not one of those funny heart attacks. Those make me laugh.
@Gowitty: Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
@kimt205: Eaten so many blue cheese stuffed olives today that it feels like France and Greece are waging a war for land in my intestines.
@MakesYouGiggle: I don't draw my eyebrows on because I can't commit to one facial expression. What if I see a puppy? What if my house burns down?