@megankcomedy: I like to eat spaghetti with my hands so people don't even have to ask how I'm doing
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@titanrn: Wife ran into my ex girlfriend today. I asked if she still looked good? Always wondered what the worst thing I could say was. That was it.
@ChrisIsJoking: It's weird they report fantasy football during Sports Center. That's like the local news telling us how your SimCity is doing.
@Lakelandr: I've eaten enough chinese food in my day that my fortune cookies have started to contradict one another