@megankcomedy: I like to eat spaghetti with my hands so people don't even have to ask how I'm doing
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@gf3: me: i'm here for stabbing lessons clerk: sir this is a fencing clu— me: yeah whatever hand me a knife clerk: … me: dress me like a beekeeper
@ShanaRose21: I can never find my cars keys but I won't forget that time you checked out another woman at the mall four years ago.
@WilliamRodgers: FUN FACT: Bears hibernate in the winter just to get away from Christmas music...