@damagedprincess: I like to fill my medicine cabinet with marbles before I invite people over.
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@megsaystweet: My Uber driver was telling me "stop apply lipstick!" and "start lipstick, Miss!" because of holes in the road... not all heroes wear capes
@jctwritesstuff: I'm sorry I said your baby looks like a hairless hamster. But in my defense, you shouldn't have had a hairless hamster for a baby.
@SuitableHolmes: Words can not even begin to describe your beauty and how much I need to borrow your car.