@damagedprincess: I like to fill my medicine cabinet with marbles before I invite people over.
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@ch000ch: he died doing what he loved: trying to put socks on with wet feet while standing next to a cliff
@Tmoney68: If you didn't get called to a meeting with your 5-yr-old son's principal because he was inviting girls to his "naked party," you aren't me.
@trojansauce: [after moving into a haunted house] *setting up potters wheel* OH NO WHO WILL HELP ME LEARN POTTERY *sitting in silence for 40mins*