@WittySassBasket: I like to finish my pelvic exam by asking the doctor 'hey, where'd your watch go?'
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@Thereeveryday: The 4 stage of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus 3. You are Santa Clause 4. You look like Santa Claus