@WittySassBasket: I like to finish my pelvic exam by asking the doctor 'hey, where'd your watch go?'
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@pabstdriver: I can usually tell how productive I've been at work, by the battery life of my phone.
@That_Damn_Duck: You block or unfollow me because I follow or retweet someone you don’t like. Kindergarten called & said you left your maturity level there.