@Robert_Beau: I like to go on job interviews wearing an eye patch and switch eyes when the interviewer looks down.
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@NYC_Blonde: I've kissed so many frogs trying to find a prince that I've actually discovered several new species.
@theguydf: Me: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: I don't drink. Me: Then can I just give you $7.50 to talk with me for a few minutes?
@ddsmidt: Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.
@MrSandeepP: Truthful Tuesday: If a rapper raps about how much money he has then I download his music for free.