@Robert_Beau: I like to go on job interviews wearing an eye patch and switch eyes when the interviewer looks down.
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@SpencerLenox: I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
@TheGrimKing: Starting my diet and training tomorrow; hope I can count on your support and prayers that I die in my sleep. Please RT.
@Swishergirl24: People who think only God can judge them have obviously never met my mother-in-law.