@Robert_Beau: I like to go on job interviews wearing an eye patch and switch eyes when the interviewer looks down.
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@SortaBad: Me: goodnight moon Moon: It's 6pm Me: I know but I'm tired Moon: I literally just got here
@LurkAtHomeMom: [Interview] Why do you want this job? Me: *opens briefcase* I don't. *pulls out Snickers* I just wanted to eat this without my kids around
@TheCatWhisprer: It’s always good to tell people to “stay safe” during a distaster just in case they didn’t know.