@lejessica: I like to have a glass of water around to make sure there aren't any dinosaurs approaching.
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@shanethevein: I'm starting to think some of you are actually on Facebook. You know we just joke about being Facebook right?
@DadBeard: By the time my father was my age he had amassed, like, 30 coffee cans full of screws. I have none. What have I done with my life?
@TheCatWhisprer: I hate how websites force you to prove you’re not a robot by making you solve some puzzle only a robot could solve.
@Underchilde: I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time.