@lejessica: I like to have a glass of water around to make sure there aren't any dinosaurs approaching.
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@deegeemindi: My six year old lost a tooth. I left a note instead of money "too dirty." He has been brushing that one tooth all day. Lesson unlearned
@BCMontgo: Sir, you can't walk up to the drive through window. [45 minutes later] *gallops up to window on stick horse*