@clindsaysway: I like to make a guy feel welcome in the morning by surrounding him with stuffed animals while he sleeps.
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@AnOrangeSNES: ME: Sometimes I feel like I'm in a bad tweet NARRATOR: And he was ME: I see you NARRATOR: He could see me ME: Stop NARRATOR: I did not stop
@mompsychologist: Me:"If you ever give me another gift with 'some assembly required', you're dead to us." 6:*writing thank you card* But, um.. Me: Write it!
@_Tempo11: Exits public bathroom stall Makes eye contact with the person next in line Mouths: "I'm so sorry"