@Smooheed: I like to make things awkward at family gatherings by walking up behind each person and whispering 'I know what you did last Christmas'
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@MissAnneBlondie: Coffee so strong, you finish the "to do" list, that you haven't even written yet.
@SocialExtortion: I hate going to the dentist, he is always like "did you eat Oreos before you came in?" and "you are still eating Oreos, I can see you"
@stockejock: You'll sleep when you're dead?...that's adorable. Well, I'll lose weight when I'm dead, so pass the doughnuts.
@Book_Krazy: So excited! I'm taking an online grammar class. No more typos for me. Nolege is power biches!