@SummerCandyEyes: I like to make things awkward on first dates just by shouting "wrong hole!!" at inappropriate times, like when you're eating.
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@shutupmikeginn: I thought Match .com was a place to arrange fights to the death, but turns out it's a website to find love. So I was close.
@Tresca69: Revenge is never as satisfying as you'd hope And the cops always come sooner then you expect
@lovexios: I hate when people text 'call me'. I'm going to start calling people, say 'text me' and then hang up.