@WalkingOutside: I like to pack a healthy lunch for work so that by 3 p.m. I'm ready to do unspeakable things for a piece of chocolate.
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@Brentweets: Twitter is like a dorm, someone is always up at every hour, someone is crying and someone is drunk.
@trevso_electric: Man who looks forward to spending his entire life with Kim Kardashian disagrees with Grammy decision.
@Dawn_M_: Okay stranger, it's clear that we walk at the exact same pace, speed up or at least hold my hand.