@lazerdoov: I like to picture my mom in the middle of the crowd at a Wu Tang concert, hands on her hips, just shouting grammar corrections back at them
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@FinnMcIver: I really hate it when people repeat something twice when making a point. don't do that guys, don't do that.
@KateWhineHall: I've been married to my husband for 16 years and just learned he doesn't like ice cream cones. What in the hell have we been talking about all this time?
@ExploringUrMind: Drugs, is not the answer unless the question is why are you eating spaghetti with your hands.
@mama_earp: Announced sternly to students today that "only hard things are worth doing!" In other news, I have a bunch of parent emails to respond to.