@juliussharpe: I like to pretend I'm on "American Idol" by holding a piece of paper with a number on it and running out of a room like an idiot.
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@gengen874: Whoever said the sound of a zipper going down was the sexiest sound has obviously never heard a new bag of Doritos being opened.
@Juven_Naidoo: Couch: $300 TV: $1000 Chips: $3. The look on your face when you don't have electricity: Priceless
@rcromwell4: My cable froze and Ray Liotta was staring at me for like 30 minutes. It changed me, man.