@Tipocazzuto: I like to put a banana in each pocket just to confuse people.
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@loribuckmajor: Sometimes when my family is especially ungrateful, I don't wash the vegetables when I make their salads.
@Tmoney68: Me: Where do you want to eat? Her: Wherever you pick is fine. Narrator: Wherever he picked was not fine.
@goodbeanjokes: Son: why is my sisters name rose? Dad: because your mother loves roses Son: what about me? Dad: it’s a long story, Bush’s Country Style Baked Beans
@JediGigi: Lady, your baby needs to chill. This is MY Binky. I found it fair and square after "someone" threw it on the ground. Finders keepers.