@Tipocazzuto: I like to put a banana in each pocket just to confuse people.
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@astutenewf: When I'm bored, I like to superglue Doritos to my cat and make it run around the house like a stegosaurus.
@Smethanie: I bet Ryan Gosling doesn't even blow his candles out. He probably just winks at them and they faint.
@theshamingofjay: Whenever I see an account with a persons full name I always check to see if they're famous or stupid
@jctwritesstuff: You ever randomly hear your mom singing 'Candy Shop' and then die a little inside?