@FakeDeanAccount: I like to reinvent myself every year, last year I was a small Italian woman and the year before that a bear.
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@GrantTanaka: During the bank robbery, I was the one who heroically soiled himself & cried in order to incapacitate the robbers with laughter
@lunchmane: [pearly gates] ME: whoa JESUS: sup bro! Welcome M: have you... always had a- J: falcon head? Lol yep come on in let's weigh that heart