@FakeDeanAccount: I like to reinvent myself every year, last year I was a small Italian woman and the year before that a bear.
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@jaketapper: I'm trying to envision something more fitting than this election actually ending in a Biden-Trump fist fight and i cannot
@AmberTozer: The government is dysfunctional and needs to be fixed I'll probably fall in love with it any minute
@osigat: People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous.
@dshack8: My wife is so married that she even stopped blowing out the candles on her birthday cake cause she doesn't want me gettin' any ideas.