@Chumpstring: I like to shit with the door open, because it keeps other people from getting onto the elevator with me.
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@Papa_Mex: You think Minnie Mouse ever got drunk & decided to bang Goofy after a Disney mixer? -Was the last time my boss asked me for my thoughts
@WilliamAder: Someone tweeted today that they were "29-ish" and I didn't know you could "ish" 15 years.
@LostAtCollege: Emailing professors be like Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar* Professor: “sure” -sent from my iPhone