@Chumpstring: I like to shit with the door open, because it keeps other people from getting onto the elevator with me.
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@bridger_w: I eat the first half of a burrito to get full, I eat the second half to teach myself a lesson
@NikiWithIssues: We complain when it's hot. We complain when it's cold. We are such c**ts. That's why ET went home and never came back to visit.
@sugabelly: I think parents are incredibly selfish and rude for having additional children without first consulting their existing child. 😒