@big_1_Otis: I like to sit on my hands until they go numb so it feels like somebody else is doing my dishes.
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@thenatewolf: Detective: someone's been stealing boats, can we look in your basement? Me: I don't have a basement *sound of foghorn from basement*
@PsychoCesc: The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down & you don't know whether to tell, because you can't explain why you were looking that low.
@TomSchally: It's not a "junk drawer," it's a free-spirited drawer without expectations or limits.
@Izianikapani: Sue from work says putting zucchini in her brownie makes it incredibly moist. I told Sue I've had similar successes.