@big_1_Otis: I like to sit on my hands until they go numb so it feels like somebody else is doing my dishes.
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@BuffyMaddingly: Just realized the laundry detergent has been in the refrigerator for 3 days, in case you're looking for a business manager.
@amydillon: Cereal is a satisfying way to start the day if you're having another breakfast within 45 minutes.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I bet at least ONE of Leonardo DiCaprio's friends has called him Leotard. Probably Mark Wahlberg...