@Cheeseboy22: I like to sneak a donut into the salad bar so everyone will ask, "WAIT, THERE'S DONUTS?" and I say, "Sorry, last one!" and then eat it.
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@NurseMurderer: This earthquake was the first time that I've ever said, "it was 4.7, but felt bigger."
@AsgardianRose: I just overheard a woman tell her son "We don't lick other people, it's gross" and now I'm reevaluating so many choices I've made.
@rorygneesmith: If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, it's because no one else wanted them.