@CarpentersCrack: I like to stop drinking somewhere between "watch this" and "ohhhhhh shit".
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@Coolisiana: (Job interview) "How would you describe yourself?" I'm very vague "Ok, can you be more specific?" No
@TheCattyLady: Got up at 6:30am today. Did some yoga. Had a protein shake. Ran six miles. Started lying about everything.
@OutOnTheMoors: Opposites don't always attract. I've met several sane and normal people and found nothing about them appealing.