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@shatterpants: I like to tell people "it's a black thing, you wouldn't understand."And they'd be all "but you're white"
I told ya you wouldn't understand.

I like to tell people “it’s a black thing, you wouldn’t understand.”And they’d be all “but you’re white” I told ya you wouldn’t understand.
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