Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

@shatterpants: I like to tell people "it's a black thing, you wouldn't understand."And they'd be all "but you're white"
I told ya you wouldn't understand.

I like to tell people “it’s a black thing, you wouldn’t understand.”And they’d be all “but you’re white” I told ya you wouldn’t understand.
23 comments

COMMENTS

YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE

1

@KalvinMacleod: ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza WIFE: so you’re not going to share ME: I am not going to share

1

@AntozWolf: "I'm having a public meltdown!!" - A Snowman, maybe.

1

@daemonic3: PROLOGUE: This novel is based on a true story AMATEURLOGUE: This stuff is like for reals or something

1

@Carmel_Coleman: I keep graphic, full frontal nude pictures of myself on my cell phone in case anyone ever hacks it. That'll teach 'em. Can't unsee that.

260
↑