@RandiLawson: I like to think of myself not so much as a terrible driver, but an awesome stunt woman.
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@SortaBad: Age 20: Gotta get ripped for Spring Break! Age 25: Exercise reduces stress! Age 35: My doctor says I'll die immediately if I don't do this
@Tmoney68: FYI - They won't let you just pick a kid to take with you from the Lost & Found at Toys R Us. You actually have to be the parent.
@myonlymizztake: Me: I'm ghosting him. Her: You stopped talking to him? Me: No, I'm showing up when he least expects it and scaring the shit out of him.
@causticbob: I can't see those guns made on 3D printers catching on. If HP make the cartridges, it will be cheaper to buy an AK-47.