@RandiLawson: I like to think of myself not so much as a terrible driver, but an awesome stunt woman.
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@Reverend_Scott: COP: Know why I stopped you? "Drag racing?" COP: Nope. "Speeding?" COP: Definitely not. "Cuz I'm on a unicycle?" COP: That's the one.
@mikeleffingwell: DOCTOR: Does it hurt when I do this? *takes you out several times then acts distant*
@erica_rosie: I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds. Then I got a Twitter account, and I'm over it.