@Matt_The_Fist: I like to walk through the mall and hand out bags of Cheetos to all the kids I see wearing white clothes
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@ericacanrant: Looking for rich sugardaddy to support me so I can support my boyfriend so he can tweet more. *thoughtful romantic tweet*
@Mostly_Cheese: Me: Mark from Boston, you’re on the air. Therapist: You pretend to be a radio host to avoid confrontation. M: Let’s take another call.