@JohnLyonTweets: I like to walk up to strangers and ask, "Would you take a photo of me?" If they say yes I hand them a photo of me and walk away.
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@TheDrunkStory: "I don't understand why people try to act drunk. I spend most of my time trying to act sober." - Florida State