@hazelmotes1: I like to wear fur coats, but fur is murder, so I just tied 15 live badgers together and this coat is really scratchy and bitey.
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@ericsshadow: This is so embarrassing, what's your name again? - me, the first 30 times I meet everyone
@peachgrenade: It's ironic that my sitcom about Abraham Lincoln was shot in front of a live audience.
@_b1p0larbear: Thinking about kids? My son poured syrup in every floor vent. 11 years later it still smells like waffles every time the heat comes on.