@AlanFelyk: I like to write "made you look" on folded pieces of paper and place them under car windshield wipers in parking lots.
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@AnkCoupleTO: [job interview] Panel: We're looking for someone with intensity, focus, passion and drive Me: *adjusting volume on Ipod* sorry what?
@ahuj9: Hello is this HP? I'd like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer.
@TheAlexP: Karate classes... Because breaking boards on your head is all cool and shit if a House ever starts attacking you.