@ohJuliatweets: I like Triscuits because sometimes you just want to eat a wicker basket.
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@beefman138: I am fairly well educated, but not 'knows every nuance of the English language' educated. I also have no idea what 'nuance' means.
@stockejock: What do we want? ROCK HARD ABS! When do we want them? THE DAY AFTER THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER!
@ch000ch: i tried to ask a girl out today but i messed up my words and accidentally summoned a demon. anyway, whats a good first date for a demon