@ohJuliatweets: I like Triscuits because sometimes you just want to eat a wicker basket.
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@dave_cactus: ME: Sorry I'm late, I had computer problems. BOSS: Hard drive? ME: Nah, there was no traffic, just the computer problems.
@MiahSaint: Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.
@DanMentos: me: *rubs lamp* genie: I will grant you three wishes me: can you go away I’m rubbing this lamp