@ohJuliatweets: I like Triscuits because sometimes you just want to eat a wicker basket.
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@_The_Man__: wife: im pregnant me: what? im not ready to be a mother we still have petty arguments wife: im the mother me: this is what I'm talking about
@SerenityRising: "If you can't handle me at my diddliest, you don't deserve me at my doodliest." -Ned Flanders
@Ivsy01: If he asks you to be his girlfriend say yes and then hide from him so he can never break up with you.