@ohJuliatweets: I like Triscuits because sometimes you just want to eat a wicker basket.
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@ShortSleeveSuit: Lady: Don’t go there it’s a very Brad neighborhood Me: Brad? *Hundreds of Brads ascend from the sewers. Time stops. The sky turns Brad*
@VikeeysSecret: Aladdin's love for carpet rides must have saved Jasmine thousands of dollars in waxing fees and razors.
@BrandonVine: Felt like my car was going to blow over from this wind today. I feel bad for the smart cars that are probably stuck in trees.
@thatdutchperson: [Person who spends 20 hours per week in the gym] "The trick is to drink 8 glasses of water a day."