@shutupmikeginn: I like watching documentaries about murderers because i know i'm doing better than every person in the movie.
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@Travon: Sunday is Easter, Hitler's birthday, the Columbine anniversary, and weed Christmas. Your move, greeting card section.
@HomeProbably: I was asked to babysit once but it didn't go very well. You're not meant to sit on them.
@qwajo_jnr: You know that moment when you close a cupboard and hear something fall? That's the sound of someone else's problem
@garrettbarry70: I have a CW who can't input data into a spreadsheet without whispering each number so don't tell me about your day.