@shutupmikeginn: I like watching documentaries about murderers because i know i'm doing better than every person in the movie.
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@CalebTenenbaum: If a 99lb girl eats a 1lb plate of nachos is she technically 1% nachos? I think I'm on to something...
@weinerdog4life: Tie a sweater around your waist so you can pretend a short ghost is hugging you.
@thatdutchperson: Being a Zombie doesn't sound that bad. You don't have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. Shit, I do that now.