@Nickadoo: "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession
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@TheTweetOfGod: American government is of the people, by the people and for the people. Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people?
@theshantilly: Me: Go ahead. Waiter: Huh? Me: You're staring at my hair. Go ahead & touch it. Waiter: There's a leaf in it.
@DannyZuker: My son's soccer coach just said, "You can't spell "triumph" without 'try,'" and the look my son and I shared will bond us forever.
@_Kim_Jongun: For the last time, I don't have any secret prison camps. Anyone who doesn't believe me will be sent to a secret prison camp.