@OhNoSheTwitnt: I liked the movie Taken better the first time I saw it when it was called Finding Nemo.
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@WheelTod: Did you know statistically you're more likely to be killed by a coconut falling from a tree than by a coconut stabbing you with a breadknife
@buck4itt: Just learned an important lesson: When texting "wish you were here," that last e kind of makes it or breaks it.
@Ygrene: [Being murdered at Walmart] Please will you dump my dead body at Target people can't know I shopped here