@spencerbakes: "I literally died." - white girls in heaven.
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@GrantTanaka: [wife opens emergency kit after disaster] WTF THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE EXCEPT ENYA ALBUMS Me: [trying to hide my shame] oh wow, whose are those
@jwoodham: Much like the giant panda and the snow leopard, the 20-something white girl without a wrist tattoo is now an endangered species.
@rickolantern: I wish there was something called the pizza/enchilada/beer diet where you lost weight. Cause I'm on it and that's not what's happening.