@spencerbakes: "I literally died." - white girls in heaven.
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@neilhimself: In my dreams last night, I met God. He gave me the manuscript for His novel to read, but I never read it, & I had to avoid Him in the town.
@colesprouse: I was sad until I automatically connected to the local McDonald’s WiFi, then I was ~extra~ sad.
@hero_ofthenight: So apparently airport security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding a plane.