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@spencerbakes: "I literally died." - white girls in heaven.
@vexroid: Cell phone.
Not at work.
This homeless guy is living the dream from what I can tell.
@unravelingfire: Someone send Kendall Jenner onto a United flight with a Pepsi, stat.
@amydillon: My son's default mode is "protester being dragged out of a political rally."
@huntigula: [1st date]
Her: so u play piano?
Her: is it hard?
Him: that's pretty forward but yeah, as a rock
Her: I meant playing piano
@FrenulumBreve: [hands over brown bag with £10,000 ransom]
"Now give me my wife."
"This is short by £2.39"
[hides Mcflurry] "it's all I got."