@spencerbakes: "I literally died." - white girls in heaven.
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@Reverend_Scott: Kylo Ren was more powerful with his helmet on. With it off, he had to use a majority of his power to maintain his hair's body and bounce.
@curlycomedy: When people write, "your dumb," maybe it's not a typo--they just mean stupidity belongs to you. "Here's your dumb now leave."
@jdforshort: If sexual frustration could be transferred into a usable energy source, I would be sitting on a gold mine
@dorsalstream: ADAM: Let's take turns naming animals. EVE: Ok. Lion. A: Um, sea lion. E: Horse. A: Uh, seahorse E: Cow. A: Sea cow. E: Idiot. A: Sea idiot!