@cazzawndruh: I literally use hyperbole seven billion times a day.
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@trish07tx: How to piss me off: rearrange the grocery store. How to send me into a psychotic rage: rearrange the liquor store.
@AskAuntieEm1: Answer your phone, "come in" just to mess with people once in a while. Count how many seconds it takes for them to respond.
@MythicPicnic: Home alone tonight The fridge is making weird noises I think the beer wants out....