@cazzawndruh: I literally use hyperbole seven billion times a day.
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@primawesome: My uncle used to ruin every Thanksgiving with his drinking problem, but now he found Jesus and ruins it with that.
@ElleOhHell: [at library] ME: Yes, I'd like to Czech out a book on eastern Europe. LIBRARIAN: 3rd floor ME: Get it? L: This is dialog, I'm not reading it
@markleggett: People who push and shove to get on a flight before other passengers are possibly going to get to their end destination one second faster.