@cazzawndruh: I literally use hyperbole seven billion times a day.
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@Goofpoops: In case you were wondering, Taco Bell offers free wi-fi. Don't bother asking for the password, because it's totally "Cornhole Explosion".
@briangaar: Superpower: giving evildoers the hiccups, then on day 23, you throw them off a building but by that point they're just sobbing "thank you"
@Thepinkparka: Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting. Until you realize you live alone.