@cazzawndruh: I literally use hyperbole seven billion times a day.
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@edgarrants: The best part of being old for the holidays? Nobody bats an eye when you 'randomly fall asleep' in the middle of a conversation.
@whereami18: I hope my kids love the gifts they receive for Christmas so I'll have more things to take away when I need to punish them
@_GrahamPatrick: LIAM NEESON: I have a peculiar set of skills. ME: I think the line is 'particular'. LIAM NEESON: Nope! *He rollerblades away juggling dogs*