@cazzawndruh: I literally use hyperbole seven billion times a day.
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@TheTweetOfGod: If a man strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other. Then, having shown yourself impregnable to cheek attack, beat the crap out of him.
@Brampersandon_: ME: I cant make it in today BOSS: again? why M: my car died B: that's the same excuse you used yesterday M: yeah but today's the funeral
@Courtniss_: There's a special hole in my backyard for people to hit me in the back of the ankles with a shopping cart.