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@dshack8: I live by 2 simple rules:
1. Don't treat people like shit.
2. If any melted cheese gets on your paper plate, you must also eat the plate.

I live by 2 simple rules:
1.  Don’t treat people like shit.
2.  If any melted cheese gets on your paper plate, you must also eat the plate.

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