@QwertyJones3: I live in fear of my kids going outside when it's raining, because they could get wet and multiply.
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@JermHimselfish: Sorry I didn't text you back, my hands are sore from karate chopping loaves of bread in half and feeding them to starving children all day.
@Mr_Kapowski: I'm that guy who plays Pictionary and draws the shittiest representation of the clue and spends the entire time circling it at various speed
@peachesanscream: What if your dog speaks French and this whole time has been asking you for some beef?