@QwertyJones3: I live in fear of my kids going outside when it's raining, because they could get wet and multiply.
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@WhatTheFFacts: Boxer Sugar Ray dreamt of killing his opponent and backed out, but a priest convinced him to fight, he ended up killing the opponent.
@kashmir_lover1: Autocorrect changed Friend to Fiend but sleeping with a Fiend with Benefits is actually a little more exhilarating
@david8hughes: If you see a distressed woman in the mall screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one.