@marcmack: I live in fear that one day the real "World's Greatest Dad" is going to show up to reclaim his rightful mug.
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@Merman_Melville: Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth like a pelican and pretend they don't have it
@birbigs: New slogan for cats: "Ever go to the zoo and want to snuggle a tiger but don't want to die? Cats."