@sween: I looked up "thesaurus" in my thesaurus and it says "Don't be a smart-ass".
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@MichaelTrying: How many times does it have to be aliens before Scully believes? How many times does it have to be a guy in a mask before Shaggy doesn't?
@Sean_Burgundy_: I hate when I meet a beautiful woman and have to leave bc someone who beat me in a rap battle is walking my way
@LlamaInaTux: Robber: give me your money Me: this is embarrassing but I am broke Robber: not a problem. I can loan you a 20 Me: thanks dude Robber: no problem. Now give me your money
@EliseRose5: When someone says, "Good luck with that'' they actually mean "Let me grab some popcorn so I can watch you fail."