@Jandalize: I lose bobby pins in my hair. Please don't ask me to babysit your kids.
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@alfageeek: What's the new etiquette rule: am I supposed to wait until everyone is done photographing their meals before I start eating mine?
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Just saw a snake slither through my backyard, so if anyone wants a house in Houston, it's yours.
@iRowlf: A haunted house that has a room where a bunch of women ask you "Notice anything different about my hair?"