@ZachXJ: I lost 50 pounds by having my wallet stolen in London AND YOU CAN TOO
@beefman138: I'm a Twitter guy who is married to a Facebook girl, so I don't understand how people of differing religions can't get along.
@sploosk: ants can carry up to 5000 times their body weight?? pfft. watch this- *goes to stomp an ant but it grabs me & slams me thru a picnic table*
@CauseWereGuys: Me: I'm happy right now. Life: lol, one sec bro
@meganamram: With inflation, it would be Mambo No. 6.59 in 2013
@corinnemlwsw: I call my husband current...
He likes it better than number two.