@AimeeHelene1: I lost 6 hours of sleep last night, lying in bed wondering if Muppets get haircuts.
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@JJSummertime: I love seeing the look of dawning comprehension as someone realizes a new truth. *tosses another water balloon from my roof
@mommy_cusses: Once upon a time, You weren't listening to the story mommy was reading to you so everyone in the book dies. The end.
@Cravin4: Pro Tip: On 20th wedding anniversary, giving wife a book called "The Many Benefits of Kegels". Is not a great idea. I know this now.