@rickkondell: I lost a good friend today, he asked me to pick up some non-alcoholic beer.
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@ndiquote: My girlfriend is so crazy she even traced down the girl who once kissed me in kindergarten.
@Cheeseboy22: My wife took me to the most amazing 3D movie I had ever seen last night. Half way through it I realized: we were at a play.
@JediGigi: "Is that old Chinese food in the trash? There's Q-tips in there too? AND a bag of my poop? This is gonna be so good!" --dogs