@roxaroodw: I lost a roomba in my apartment. Don't ask me to babysit.
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@faungirl123: Me: *needles jabbing me thousands of times for a tattoo* So rad Also Me: *one needle, one jab at the dentist* Our Father, who art in heaven
@Contwixt: Love is a can of soda. Open it up too fast & it explodes all over you. Take too long, it goes flat. But no matter what you should recycle.