@kwirkyKerri: I lost all my drafts in the last update. Twitter did you all a favor.
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@xLitaLitax: Losing weight doesn’t seem to be working for me, so just gonna concentrate on getting taller
@Ristolable: He died doing what he loved: typing his symptoms into WebMD instead of going to the doctor
@DrCephalopod: *moisturizes hands* *dies of starvation in the bathroom because I can no longer turn the doorknob*