@kwirkyKerri: I lost all my drafts in the last update. Twitter did you all a favor.
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@Cali_Kid_Mike: I'm not into anything "weird", but this vacuum at Target looks like a total VILF.
@iRowlf: It's pretty rude how they'll kick you out of the hospital just for using a defibrillator to make a grilled cheese sandwich.