@kwirkyKerri: I lost all my drafts in the last update. Twitter did you all a favor.
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@iamporgy: Dad : son ,when I was your age I used to walk 6kms to school Son: oh now I get it Dad: get what? Son: why you didn't make it to university
@abbycohenwl: Friend: Are you growing your hair out? Me: I have no idea. Honestly, I never thought I'd live this long