@kwirkyKerri: I lost all my drafts in the last update. Twitter did you all a favor.
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@noduffers: Is there anything less intimidating than a cop on a bicycle? Wobble on, agent of justice, wobble on.
@AndyAsAdjective: Which is worse: that I had to wear a Frozen bandaid cuz all the regular ones were taken or that I spent 5 min. deciding between Anna & Elsa?
@Sandrahadenough: I spent 20 minutes at the gym trying to untangle my headphones...I'm done..my arms are killing me!
@nigelgodwin: My kids are always accusing me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them