@TjSmooth0: I lost an ibuprofen under my dresser a week ago and now I'm worried the spiders are coming after me with no headaches and renewed vigor.
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@UNTRESOR: If video games taught me anything it's that you don't need to work because there's precious gems just laying around everywhere.
@desi_princess: No thanks officer. I don't even give strange men my phone number, and you're asking for my license and registration.
@radtoria: my cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it's giving me serious ideas, folks