@TjSmooth0: I lost an ibuprofen under my dresser a week ago and now I'm worried the spiders are coming after me with no headaches and renewed vigor.
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@MUMSIEesq: Pro Tip: Do not let your kids push that red button in the elevator. The fire department will NOT think its adorable.
@The_JRM: There's a woman here who, by the amount of makeup on her face, fought with a rainbow - and lost.
@LnL245: Ha, I told my brother that carbon had seven protons and he believed me. He was mean to me when we were kids.
@vineyille: If you like piña coladas / Getting caught in the rain / Drink this piña colada / It was caught in the rain