@kelkulus: I lost my balance on an escalator and fell down the stairs for 2 hours.
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@HeatherLuvsYou: A foreign kid asked me how to speak English the other day, so I teached him some.
@mellimelle: I spend 90% of my life trying to do the right thing and the other half wondering why I don't understand Math.
@Ms_WhateverV: Kids wont go to sleep so I'm playing hide&seek. And now they'll never find me, because they aren't old enough to drive or get into this bar.
@TheFemKilljoy: The only time I hate being single is when I knock something over & catch it before it hits the ground but there's no one around to see it.