@kelkulus: I lost my balance on an escalator and fell down the stairs for 2 hours.
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@djdarrellripley: Her: Did you know that there are fifteen different ways to say the word "whore" in Polish? Me: What a beautiful language...
@bourgeoisalien: I like this time of year because I can dig graves in my front yard and people think it's just a cute Halloween display