@david8hughes: I lost my job because my manager heard me slapping one of the customers. He wasn't even at work. He heard from home.
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@GensPlace: I know I'm gorgeous, young and sexy. My secret to eternal youth is a steamy bathroom, so my glasses mist up.
@beefman138: Creature from outer space tries to elude financial officer who wants his money back. - Alien Vs Creditor.
@Awesomemom10: Maybe if I answer the door naked the pizza delivery guy won't realize I paid with Monopoly money.
@notfaizzy: There's been lots of "OH MY GOD!" screams coming from the room opposite mine; I just wish the couple in there didn't pick now to be praying.